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Posted: 15 October 2006 09:38 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Forget cosmetic surgery… Try the face bra! (SFW)

“Bandages stretch around the forehead, under the chin and round the neck.

The secret of the ‘bra’ is said to be the minerals the user must soak the soft elastic cotton fabric in before application.

It is then held in place with Velcro straps and worn for 30 to 40 minutes at a time. The user is advised to ‘baste’ herself with minerals every 10 minutes for maximum effect.”

Wow. How many anti-aging techniques are women going to come up with? And I like how perfectly happy and comfy the woman looks in the picture.

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Posted: 15 October 2006 09:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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She’s probably looking happy and comfy because she’s being paid just for a few moments’ work of wearing the silly thing for a series of snapshots.

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Posted: 16 October 2006 05:41 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I saw this before on an infomercial several years ago.  The way they were showing how to put this one was also a kind of special technique too (I guess because you’re supposed to be careful that you don’t stretch or clump up areas. 

I suppose it’s a lot like guys wearing briefs as opposed to boxer shorts.  According to doctors, briefs keep some ‘things’ from sagging way too low when guys are older and they recommend them.  So, I don’t know….maybe it works, but it’s too much work to fuss with?

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Posted: 16 October 2006 08:44 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Wasn’t this an invention that one of the characters in ‘Ally MacBeal’ came up with many years ago?

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Posted: 16 October 2006 08:53 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Ohhhhh, it’s a bra, for the face.  I see.
When I read the title I thought it had something to do with, “Look at my face, when I’m talking to you.”

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Posted: 16 October 2006 09:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Boo - 16 October 2006 12:44 PM

Wasn’t this an invention that one of the characters in ‘Ally MacBeal’ came up with many years ago?

Yup.  I was going to say exactly the same thing, then I read the article, and noticed that they had already mentioned it. wink

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Posted: 16 October 2006 09:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Oops, so it did.
That’ll teach me to skim the article…
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Posted: 16 October 2006 10:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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There’s also the Flex-Away thing I saw on a news broadcast some time ago:  http://www.flexawaysystem.com/flexawaysystem.html

This one’s an appliance you put into your mouth and put your face through an exercise routine.  It reminded me of the thigh squeeze thing.

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