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Pregnant woman on bus
Posted: 14 September 2005 11:22 PM   [ Ignore ]
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man ( about 20 years old ) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, “Well your honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, “The Double Mint Twins are Coming” and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, “Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling” and I had to smile. The she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, “William’s Big Stick Did the trick,” and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved tthe fourth time and sat under a sign that said, “Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident”...I just lost it.

“Case dismissed!”

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Posted: 15 September 2005 12:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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lol, very good! smile

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