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Posted: 13 September 2005 11:44 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Posted: 13 September 2005 12:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Aw, darn.  That means it’s got to be interesting.

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Posted: 13 September 2005 12:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I remember that site…...here was my fav….yummy!!

New Born Golden Retriever Bourguignon
Yield: 4 servings

5 medium onions sliced
2 ts shortening
1 Ts salt
1/2 Ts crushed thyme
1 1/2 tb flour
1 1/2 c red burgundy
1/2 lb fresh mushrooms
1 new born golden retriever (ready to eat)
1/2 Ts crushed marjoram
1/8 Ts pepper
3/4 c beef stock

Cook and stir onions and mushrooms in hot shortening until onions are tender, drain on paper towels.

Brown meat in same skillet, add more shortening as necessary. Remove from heat. Sprinkle seasonings over the retriever. Mix flour and retriever stock, pour into skillet. Heat to boiling, stirring constantly. Boil 1 minute. Stir in burgundy. Cover, simmer until retriever is tender, 1 1/2 to 2 hours.

The liquid should always just cover the meat. (If necessary, add a little more bouillon and burgundy - 1 part bouillon to 2 parts burgundy.) Gently stir in onions and mushrooms, cook uncovered 15 minutes, or until heated through.

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Posted: 13 September 2005 07:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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How much are humans? I know babies are quite expensive. (no joke) not that i’ve ever tried. ^^;

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Posted: 14 September 2005 04:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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You are a sick, sick, sick, sick, boy (or girl).

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Posted: 14 September 2005 12:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Yushi - 13 September 2005 11:30 PM

How much are humans?

Depends how tall they are. wink

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Posted: 14 September 2005 04:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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It’s actually true o.o
Now im’ not saying people are eating live babies. But some of you may know there are these weird type of medicene (i can’t spell that stupid word), and it’s a bottle of ‘wine’ (not the ones you drink in fancy places) and they will put things like rats or snakes inside. And just let it sit there for many years, saying the ‘wine’ will absorb the nutrients of that animal or plant or whatever is inside. And in some cases, the makers will buy the babies that were aborted (aka dead babies, probably wont’ be big though) and put them in that jar of wine. The older the baby, the more expensive it is. I doubt the effectiveness though….
so it’s not me that’s sick, it’s the people that make them that’s sick~!
I’ve never seen the baby ones, but i HAVE seen the mouse and snake ones. (so sad…i heard they just put the LIVE mouse in and let it drown to death…so mean.)

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Posted: 14 September 2005 05:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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The human ones are called pickled punks, which are real. If you want some examples, type that in a search engine. They are preserved freaks of nature that died at birth….everyone knows about the animal ones…..we had it on here before. But if you really want a human one, Im sure you can order it along with your bonsai kitten.

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Posted: 14 September 2005 06:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Ack….i made the mistake of really looking it up on a search engine…Some of the babies are well ....dont’ look like humans. O_O Did they die at birth? or were aborted and then jarred?

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Posted: 20 September 2005 05:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Yushi - 14 September 2005 10:51 PM

Ack….i made the mistake of really looking it up on a search engine…Some of the babies are well ....dont’ look like humans. O_O Did they die at birth? or were aborted and then jarred?

Yes to both….

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