I get lots of calls from Michael Jordan, and Michael Jackson. I’ve also spoken to Robin Williams, Rene Russo, Julia Roberts, Will[iam] Smith, and Christopher Robin. Now, never the actual celebrities or characters…but people who share their name. Celebrities don’t actually call by themselves anyway. They have an agent or assistant do it.
I do SO hate talking to any men with the last name “Bates”. Thank you Mister Bates…I appreciate that. It’s just too creepy sounding.