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Bisquick and brains (or lack thereof)
Posted: 11 September 2005 01:11 PM   [ Ignore ]
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One of my friends was telling me about the email she got which went something like this:

I was walking along a street on a hot day, when I noticed the car. It was a black sedan, with silver trim-very nice looking. As I passed the dark windows, I noticed a lady sitting in the front seat with her hands clasped behind her head.  she seemed to be asleep, although I could not see how, in a hot car like that. I passed the car and went to the library and spent a few hours studying there. As I walked home, I passed the black sedan again- and there was the lady, in the same position I had seen her in two hours ago. I tapped on the glass of the window, and the lady leaned over and opened the window a crack so we could talk. “excuse me, mam,” I said, “But I was wondering if you were alright.” the Lady said, “oh, thak goodness someone noticed I was here! call 911 right away!”
I pulled out my cell phone and asked her, “What is the matter?” “Well, a few hours ago, I was driving along, coming home from the groceery store when I heard a crack like a gunshot, and felt a pain on the back of my head. I parked the car, and felt the place where I had felt the pain- and there was some doughy stuff there- My brains! I have been sitting here, trying to keep my brains in, when you came along.”

I dialed 911, and a team of medics came along and hauled her off to the emergency room. A few days later, the report came out: since it had been such a hot day, the lady’s can of bisquick had exploded, hitting her with a bit of plastic in the back of her head. she had reached back and felt some biscuit dough, and beliveing it was her brains had sat in the hot car for hours. She was treated for heatstroke, and released from the hospital two days later.

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Well, guys? what do you think?

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Posted: 11 September 2005 03:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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the first time i heard it, it was a blonde joke. I think it’s funny!

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Posted: 12 September 2005 07:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I think it’s one of those unconfirmed stories.  Could’ve happened…but no proof of it anywhere.

My mom and I were making monkey pull apart bread the other day, and when we went to open the bisquit thing…bisquit shot out and got into my eye.  I didn’t think my eye was falling out - but I did wonder if it had knocked my contact out.

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Posted: 12 September 2005 07:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.htm

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Posted: 12 September 2005 08:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Did you REALLY have to check Snopes for that? Jeez.

By the way, a friend of a friend was babysitting one night in a tower block when the phone rang, and the voice on the other end told her that he was coming to get her and he was on the 1st floor…...

Oh, right…..


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Posted: 12 September 2005 08:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Beg your pardon?
I didn’t have to check Snopes to see if it were real, however I knew I had read it whilst browsing there, and it has some of the history behind when it was first circulated.
I’m sorry if that in some way offended your sensibilities.

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Posted: 12 September 2005 08:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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She was just trying to be helpful and she has a migraine, dammit!  Heh…anywho.

Among urban legends…my mom’s friend in highschool was babysitting, and her boyfriend startled her, and she stabbed him with a knife.  The story escalated to the boyfriend being killed…but my mom says he was really just punctured.

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