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Posted: 30 March 2012 01:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 320 ]
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Since we haven’t had one of these in a while:

From: FBI OFFICE (which resolves to an AOL account)
Subject: Attn: This is to inform you that we the fbi have a warrant to arrest you if we dont hear from you immediately,this is the final warning you are going to receive from the fbi office do you get me? I hope youre understand how many times this message has been sent to you. We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails we have been instructed to get you arrested immediately, and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we will close your bank account and jail you and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi.Robert Mueller, III FB I Director

Yeah, that’s right, not only is the FBI out to arrest me if I don’t respond to this email, it’s so important they crammed it into the *subject line*...

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Posted: 30 March 2012 02:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 321 ]
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smile

The whole idea that people send such messages is hilarious… but obviously they believe that it works (and maybe it does with some people)

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Posted: 30 March 2012 05:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 322 ]
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Well, ‘Some girls have all the luck…’

Spend spend spend!

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Posted: 30 March 2012 07:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 323 ]
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Robin Bobcat - 30 March 2012 01:27 PM

Since we haven’t had one of these in a while:

From: FBI OFFICE (which resolves to an AOL account)
Subject: Attn: This is to inform you that we the fbi have a warrant to arrest you if we dont hear from you immediately,this is the final warning you are going to receive from the fbi office do you get me? I hope youre understand how many times this message has been sent to you. We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails we have been instructed to get you arrested immediately, and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we will close your bank account and jail you and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi.Robert Mueller, III FB I Director

Yeah, that’s right, not only is the FBI out to arrest me if I don’t respond to this email, it’s so important they crammed it into the *subject line*...

LOL I especially love the “do you get me?” part!

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Posted: 30 March 2012 11:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 324 ]
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Yeah, nothing like being threatening when you’re allegedly from a major government organisation!

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Posted: 31 March 2012 07:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 325 ]
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I would have that one framed Robin LOL

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Posted: 20 April 2012 09:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 326 ]
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FROM THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT
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FROM:

      GOODLUCK JONATHAN

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      .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)

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Friday, 20 April 2012 6:03 PM
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
ASO ROCK ABUJA NIGERIA

Dear,

This is to notify you that we are now at the 4th month of the year
2012. I President. Dr. Goodluck E. Jonathan president and commander in
chief of armed forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria has
unanimously approved all outstanding foreign debts owed to
contractors, contract inheritance payments, lottery winners and
beneficiaries who were scammed by Nigerian 419 artists/perpetrators in
one way or the order.

After a meeting with the American President (Barrack Obama)the united
nations, world bank and UNGA United Nations General Assembly in New
York, based on the fraudulent activities going on at present, It was
alarmed so that beneficiaries have lost so much funds to various
Nigerian 419 scam artists, syndicates operating all over the world. In
other to retain the good image of this great country, I have
instructed the payment of all the scammed victims, contract
inheritance payments, lottery winners and genuine contractors whose
debts has been outstanding for a long time now ,via Central Bank Of
Nigeria under the funding assistance by the world Bank supervised by
the EFCC.

Note: out-of twenty selected beneficiaries approved for payment, your
name and your contact address appeared in our file as one of the
beneficiary to receive US$15,5000,000.00 (Fifteen million Five united
states dollars) via Telex Wire Transfer, Cash Deliver.

I wish to inform you that all matters relating to the release of all
contract and inheritance funds are now under my control and
supervision. This development has become necessary due to the
activities of unpatriotic government officials and impostors who keep
on frustrating every effort to settle beneficiaries by scamming them.

Please provide to me with the below information’s for immediate
transfer of your fund as recommend below:

Your Full Name………………..
Your Direct Telephone Number………………..
Your Age/ Occupation………………..
State……City…… Zip…… Code……

On receipt of your information’s I will forward it to the Governor or
Director, Central Bank of Nigeria/Foreign Operation Department of
Central Bank of Nigeria to commence the transfer or release of your
payment without any delay.

The federal government Understands your plight, the huge amount of
money you have spent and all the disappointment you have suffered in
the past to get your contract sum paid to you, and I promise that you
have come to the end of all those nonsense this time, My office will
be monitoring and supervising the way your payment file is being
handled until your funds is finally remitted to you.
My office will also ensure that adequate attention and priority is
given to your file.

Finally you are advised to adhere to my instructions to enable his
office release your contract sum to you within the stipulated time
given. On behalf of Federal Republic of Nigeria, we apologize for any
delay you might have encountered in the past; your payment is now 100%
Guarantee for payment as soon as you provide the required
information’s.

Finally, if you need more assurance on this payment, don’t hesitate to
call me on my direct phone number: +234 806-323-9036 for more proof.

God bless your and your family.

HIS EXCELLENCY GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN GCFR

His Excellency Dr. Good luck Ebele Jonathan
President, Federal Republic of Nigeria
Tel: +234 806-323-9036

LOL  I love that the Nigerian President is apologising for my hardships caused by Nigerian 419 scammers…

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Posted: 21 April 2012 02:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 327 ]
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Smerk - 20 April 2012 09:44 PM

LOL  I love that the Nigerian President is apologising for my hardships caused by Nigerian 419 scammers…

You ought to call up the Nigerian Finance Minister and get him working on that problem.

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Posted: 13 June 2012 06:44 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 328 ]
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Parliament of the Republic of South Africa
PO BOX 15, CAPE TOWN, 8000 PARLIAMENT STREET, CAPE TOWN


OFFICE OF THE COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT)
PO BOX 15, CAPE TOWN, 8000 PARLIAMENT STREET, CAPE TOWN

Attn: Sir/Madam

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract /inheritance/Wining file and found out why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled the obligations given to you in respect of your contract / inheritance payment.

Secondly, we have been informed that you are still dealing with some none officials/ex-staff of the bank, which made your entire attempt to secure the release of your fund to you, proves abortive.

We wish to advise you that such illegal act have to be stopped by you, if you wish to receive your payment since we have decided to bring a solution to your problem.

Right now we have arranged your payment through our swift card payment center in the United Kingdom or from our Ned credit bank offices, that is the latest instruction by Minister of Finance PRAVIN GORDHAN of South Africa during Budget Speech given by PRAVIN GORDHAN on 22 February 2012.

PRAVIN GORDHAN indicated that the Department of Finance - Department of Public Expenditure and Reform.  Would facilitate your payment within 24hrs from the time you send your details and you are entitled to One Million British Pounds (£1,000,000.00) only


The ATM center will send you an atm card which you will use to withdraw your money in any ATM machine in any part of the world, but the maximum is (£5000.00 (FIVE THOUSAND BRITISH POUNDS) If you like to receive your fund this way please let us know by contacting the card payment center and also send the following information:

1.your full name
2. Phone and fax number
3. Address were you want them to send the atm card
4. A copy of your identity attached to e-mail

Contact bank: Ned credit bank
Dr. Omar Adams Nkosi
Director ATM Swift Card Center
Tel: +27-735-379-692
Email: .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)


The ATM card payment center has been mandated to issue out One Million British Pounds (GBP£1,000,000.00) as part payment for this fiscal year 2012. Also for your information you have to stop any further comminucation with any other person(s) or office. This is to avoid any hitches in finalizing your payment. Call the director on his direct number +27- 784-835-997 soon as you reply to this important message for further direction on this regards and also update me on any development from the above mentioned office.

Note: that because of imposters, we hereby issued you our code of conduct, which is
Nedbk/atmscxx0x5x9x3x06 so you have to indicate this code when contacting.
Please make sure that your reply should go straight to the board of director email: as stated above. We are sorry for what you must have passed through.
On behalf of the Republic of South Africa

(MR. MAX BENARD)
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA

Hang on, I’m doing illegal acts, now???

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Posted: 14 June 2012 08:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 329 ]
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STOP THIEF!!!
*giggle*

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Posted: 07 August 2012 10:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 330 ]
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Greetings to you,


I am Mrs.Helen Wong, from Shanghai Banking Corporation Limited. (China)I have a business proposal of USD$30,000,000 (Thirty Million United States Dollars Only) for you to transact with me from my bank, which would be deposited in your name and transferred by you to your country.

Contact me via my email address: (XXXXXXXXXX)@yahoo.co.jp

Best Regards,
Mrs. Helen Wong


I love the “only.” tongue laugh

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