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Posted: 05 November 2006 02:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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In a similar vein:

GOOD FRIEND HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

My dear ,

I would like to apply through this medium for your co-operation and to secure an opportunity to invest and do joint business with you in your country. I have a substantial capital i honorably intend to invest in your country into a very lucrative business venture of which you are to advise and execute the said venture over there for the mutual benefits of both of us.

Your co-operation is to become my business partner in your country and create ideas on how money will be invested,properly managed and the type of investment after the money is transferred to your custody with your assistance.

Meanwhile, on indication of your willingness to handle this transaction sincerely by protecting our interests and upon your acceptance of this proposal, I would furnish you with the full detailed information, procedure,amount involve and mutually agree on your percentage interest or share holding for helping me to secure the release of the deposit and investing the money.

I shall be glad to reserve this respect and opportunity for you, if you so desire, but do urge you to give the matter your immediate attention it deserves.

Looking forward to your response.

Yours Faithfully,

Mr Clive Desmond Jr.

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Posted: 05 November 2006 06:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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[color=purple]Woot!

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Posted: 23 November 2006 08:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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This time the money was bequeathed to me by an unknown benefactor - $5.1 million US - Yay!

Subj: The will
Date: 11/22/2006 5:57:21 PM Eastern Standard Time
To: OppiejoeATaol.com
From: solicitorsATlaw.com
Reply-to: solicitors1854ATyahoo.co.uk
Sent from the Internet (Details)


              NOTIFICATION OF BEQUEST .

My name is Mr. Earl Spencer. I am the Personal Assistant to the great
Atlanta Physician and Philanthropists Mr.G.Brumley.

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the Estate of Late George
Brumley, I wish to notify you that late George Brumley made you one of the
beneficiaries of his estate. He left the sum of Five Million One Hundred
Thousand Dollars (USD$5,100.000.00 )to you. This may sound strange and
unbelievable to you, but it is real and true.

Late Mr. Brumley and all his family were among the victims that died a
charter plane crash on Mount Kenya. The flight crashed into the
snow-capped, 16,355-foot Lenana Peak on Mount Kenya destroying the entire
plane and killing all passengers on board.Late George Brumley died on the
month of July 2003 at the age of 68. You can see details of his death in
the CNN link below:

Poster Note: I have not gone to this link although it looks harmless to me… dots replaced with the word “dot” to prevent erroneous redirects for the reader

www(DOT)cnn(DOT)com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya(dot)crash/index(dot)html

He was a widely travelled man and devoted most of his time and wealth to
charity and humanitarian work. His great philantropist work is well known
and recorded all over the world. He must have been in contact with you in
the past or you were nominated to him in his vision to expand his Charity
work. Simply put, he was a very dedicated sufis and Christian who loved to
give out. His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his
life time. In dedicating this funds to you and other beneficiaries, he
instructed that you are to use part of the funds to promote his legacy
through activities that aim to help the old, poor, needy and disabled in
the society. Late Brumleys’ legacy is the love of charity.

Please If I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon
as possible so we can start processing the release of the funds to you.
You are to reply me immediately providing the following information:

1.Your Full names.
2.Valid Contact address.
3.Contact Telephone and fax numbers.

Regards,

Mr.Earl Spencer(ESQ).
14 York Road,Ilford Essex,
IG1 3AD London, England.

NB
For the purpose of confidentiality, please contact me directly via my
private email address:solicitors1854ATyahoo.co.uk

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Posted: 30 November 2006 07:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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and another one… I won just because I have email?!?

From:  lturiATnj.rr.com  
To:  oppiejoeATaol.com
Subject:  Your E-mail Has Made You A Winner This Season
Date:  Wed, 29 Nov 2006 9:52 PM


Dear Winner,

The Local Organising Committee of the European Champions League is glad to announce to the world the giving away of the sum of FIFTY MILLION POUNDS to 100 lucky email addresses all over the world. This promotion is in Appreciation of our InternationalSupport for the past Soccer Events and the correspondent earnings at the stock market which was far beyond our projected quarterly earnings.

Be informed that all winners in this program have been selected randomly through a computer ballot system drawn from over 1,500,000 companies and individual e-mail addresses database. Your email address happened to be one of the lucky winner of FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS among the Hundred email addressess chosen. In other to claim your prize, you will have to fill the form below and send it back to us for verification and then you will be informed on how your Cashier’s Check for the sum which has already been deposited with your email contact.

We use this opportunity to thank all our Sponsors/Contributors of this program: AIR EMIRATES,ADIDAS,NIKE,MCDONALDS,COCA-COLA,UNITED AIRLINES,BMW,PEPSI,VIRGIN ATLANTIC,UMBRO-SPORTLINE,FUJIFILM, AIR-ASIA,BARCLAYS,VODAFONE, NOKIA N-SERIES, LUCOZADE SPORT, AND A HOST OF EMAIL SERVICE PROVIDERS FOR ALLOWING THE USE OF THEIR DATABASE FOR THE DRAWS AND ALSO FOR THE PROVISION OF SECURE

EMAIL DELIVERY SYSTEMS.

NAME:.............................................................
AGE:................................................................
SEX:................................................................
ADDRESS:....................................................
EMAIL:............................................................
TEL.:...............................................................
OCCUPATION:.............................................
COUNTRY:....................................................

Please you are advised to complete the form and send back to us for prompt collection. You are automatically disqualified if you are below 18 yearsof age.This E-mail message (including attachments, if any)is intended for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed and may contain Information that is privileged, proprietary,confidential and exempted from disclosure.If you are not the intended recipient, you are notified that any dissemination,distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited.

Sincerely,
Susan Brown.

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Posted: 05 December 2006 05:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Only $900,000US this time… but it is in time for the holidays smile

From:  xangalottery_agentsATyahoo.co.uk
To:  oppiejoeATaol.com
Subject:  Congratulations!!! You Have Won In the Xanga Xmas Web Online Lottery [Xanga #5368/02] 
Date:  Tue, 5 Dec 2006 9:47 AM


$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

PROMOTIONS HEADQUATERS
Airport Hale Rd Halebarns
Altrincham Cheshire WA15 8XW UK. 

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
TO WINNER IN OUR PROGRAM

We wish to congratulate you over your success in our computer balloting
sweepstake held on 3rd DEC, 2006.
This is a millennium scientific computer game in which email addresses were
used. It is a promotional program aimed at encouraging internet users, therefore
you do not need to buy ticket to enter for the game.
However, your email address was attached to ticket number 5647560054 188 with
serial number 5368/02 draw the lucky numbers 06-09-13-15-40-43-02, which
eventually won the lottery in the first category of the draws. Therefore, you
have won a lottery jackpot prize awards of US$900.000.00 (Nine hundred thousand
( DOLLARS) This is from total prize money of US$80,000,000.00 distributed to
winners from 1st to 3rd categories.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Customer Service Unit
Email:  (xangalottery_agentsATyahoo.co.uk)
Processing Manager:  Mr william wilcox
Mobile:+447011132376

Note that this program was largely promoted and sponsored by a group of
philanthropist, industrialists from the internet hardware industry and some
other big multinational firms who wish to be anonymous.
   
You may wish to establish contact via e-mail with the particulars
presented below filling correctly and citing the batch and reference numbers to
this letter and send to Publisher clearing House officer info below

This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous
acts by some
participants of this program.

When contacting him, You are also advised to provide him with the under listed
information as soon as possible:
=====================================================
1. Beneficiary First Name:
  Beneficiary Last Name:
  Residential Address:
2   Next of kins Address:
3.  Marital Status:
4.  Occupation:
5.  Date of birth and place of birth:
6.  Sex:
7.  Nationality:
8.  Country Of Residence:
9.  Telephone Number (Country Code)-(Area Code)- Phone Number):
10 Cell Number: (Country Code) - (Cell Phone Number):
11. Fax Number:
12. Draw Number above:
13. Annual income:
14. Payment Method:(    )
15. Winning Email Address:
16. Amount Won:
=======================================================================================
CLAIMANTSIGNATORY DECLARATION
====================================
I,.....................................HEREBY DECLARE THAT I HAVE NEVER RECIEVED
ANY SETTLEMENT FROM THE NATIONALLOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOR ANY
MEMBER OF MY ? FILLED CLAIM ON MY BEHALF TO NATIONAL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTION. I, THEREFORE, UK NATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING
PROMOTION TO ACT ON MY BEHALF IN THE PROCESSING AND TRANSFER MY PRIZE AS
INSTRUCTED BY ME.
=====================================================

Customer Service Unit
Email:  (xangalottery_agentsATyahoo.co.uk)
Processing Manager:  Mr william wilcox
Mobile:+447011132376

Our winners are assured of the utmost standards of confidentiality, and press
anonymity until the end of proceedings, and beyond where they so desire. Be
further advised to maintain the strictest level of confidentiality until the end
of proceedings to circumvent problems associated with fraudulent claims.

PROMOTIONS HEADQUATERS
Airport Hale Rd Halebarns
Altrincham Cheshire WA15 8XW UK.
UK Xanga Promotions LOTTERY

best regards,
Mr william wilcox,
(Financial/Agent Director.)

APPROVED
CONGRATULATIONS !!!
At your disposal, we remain.Very Truly Yours,
WALTER ARKINSON(Mr.)
Director.International Promotions Unit,

BREACH OF CONFIDENTIALITY ON THE PART OF THE WINNERS WILL RESULT TO
DISQUALIFICATION.

I congratulate you on your winning and encourage you to make Judicious use of
your prize.
 
CopyrCopyright   1994-2006 The Xanga web & National Lottery Inc.
All rights reserved. Terms of Service - Guideline
        7777 33543 3556576
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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Posted: 10 December 2006 02:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Whee…US$820,000 for me.  I like the creative punctuation…

From: Mr. Richard Paul                  

Euro-Afro-American-Sweepstake Lottery
Headquarters: 1a, Bexon Court Carlton
Nottingham shire Nottingham NG4 1SQ Essex
United Kingdom
Customer Service: 580 NCA 85914

Ref: EAASL/941OYI/04
Batch: 12/27/Du34
Tel :+447031916714

Tel;  +447031916894
                      CONGRATULATIONS   WINNING NOTIFICATION
Attn Sir/Madam,

We happily announce to you the draw of the Euro-Afro- American Sweepstake Lottery International programs held on the 7th December   2006 in Essex United Kingdom. Your e-mail address attired to ticket number: B9564 75604545 188 with! Serial number 97560 drew the winning: 02/06/18/36/37/44/Bonus Ball: 19/ which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of
US$820,000.00(Eighty Hundred and Twenty Thousand United States Dollars) in cash credited to file KPC/9080118308/02.This is from a total cash prize of
US $1100,000,00 Million dollars, shared amongst the first One Hundred and
thirty (130) lucky winners in this category world-wide.

Please not! e that your lucky winning number falls within our Afro booklet representative office in Africa as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your US$820,000.00 (Eight Hundred and Twenty Thousand United States Dollars) would be released to you by Ned Bank of South Africa.

Our African agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the
release of your funds as soon as you contact him. All participants were
selected randomly from World Wide Web site through computer draws
system and extracted from over 10 ,000,00 companies.

This promotion takes place annually. For security reasons, you are
advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is
processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.

This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and
unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements.

Please be warned. To file for your claim, please ! contact our corresponding
agent in South Africa immediately you read this message for quick and urgent release of your fund, contact information is as follow: -

Barr. FRANK BONGO & Associates. ( Esq.
Solicitors, Conveyancers & Notary Public
Email; .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
Tele: + 27-82-759-4115
4Th Floor, Elephant House
107 Market Street Cnr Von Williegh Johannesburg
2001
Post Address P.O.Box 61618
Marshalltown
2107

Please be informed that all winning must be claimed on or before 30th Feb. 
2007. To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your
reference/batch numbers in any correspondences with our designated
agents or us.

Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program
that has successfully won this competition. Thank you for being part of our
promotional lottery program.
Sincerely,

Mr. Richard Paul
United Kingdom Zonal Co-coordinator.
                           
Mrs. Teresa Allan.
United Kingdom zonal Secretary General.
Thank you for your Co-operation

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Customise your home page with RSS feeds at MSN South Africa!

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Posted: 28 December 2006 03:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Well, this one was confusing.  I’m not certain as to where it’s suposed to be coming from…It says that I’ve won an Australian lottery (with the prize in US$) based in Sydney Australia, the contact email is ***@yahoo.co.uk (although the return address is hotmail.com) for a West African Fiduciary Claims officer…

MICROSOFT AUSTRALIAN ONLINE LOTTERY. 
   
The Microsoft Lottery
P O Box 1010
Sydney, Australia
(Customer Services)

YOUR WINNING NOTIFICATION:
  Ref.Number: MICROAA3/759-0
Batch: 35000765031-BTA/06
  Dear Lucky Winner, Congratulations as we happily announce to you today that the draw.
 
LOTTERY AWARD NOTIFICATION

oF National Australian Lottery Promotion wishes to inform you the results of the E-mail
address ballot lottery international program by National Australian Lottery Your email
account have been picked as a winner of $500,000.00{Five Hundred Thousand States Dollars}

This results is now released to your email address attached to Draw 1034
21th Nov 2006 Jackpot 04-09-10-19-54-37 Bonus ball 28 participants were
selected through a computer ballot system drawn from Microsoft users
from company and individual email addresses users.

Be adviced to keep your winning information confidential until your
claims has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of
our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of
this program,For the release of your winning.

All winning must be claimed soon of Acknowledgment.
After this date all unclaimed funds will be returned to National Australian Lottery
Treasury as Unclaimed. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays
and complications please remember to quote your reference number in all
correspondence.
To claim your won prize money, please contact our claims Office agent with the verification form below:
Overseas Claims Unit
West African Fiduciary Office Agent for MICROSOFT AUSTRALIAN PROMOTIONS.

Name: Mr Sam Robert.
From Sydney Australia.
Tel: +2348064179671
Email .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)

Full Names:...............................................
Address:....................................................
Phone:......................................................
Fax:.........................................................
Country:...................................................
Age:........................................................
Occupation ...............................................

Mr.Sam Robert Programs & Events Department
Phone: +2348064179671
Email: .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) 
Congratulations from the staff and thank you for being part of email
account users program.
Goodluck from me and members of staff of the MICROSOFT AUSTRALIAN LOTTERY
      Congratulations once again.       
Yours in service,Mr.Martins Garfield.
Online coordinator for MICROSOFT AUSTRALIAN ON-LINE PROMOTIONS.
International Program.
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Posted: 28 December 2006 10:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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looks like a “share the wealth” scam Smerk LOL

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Posted: 11 January 2007 02:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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Wow… i’m glad I check my mail from time to time… I really need all this cash I am raking in from all these lotteries I am entered in with my lucky email accounts LOL 
1,000,000.00 Pounds this time

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:30:43 +0000
From:  “THE UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY”

ATyahoo.co.uk> 
To:  meATyahoo.com
Subject: DEAR LUCKY WINNERS!!!LUCKY No: 887-13-865-37-10-83
 
UK NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS:
P O Box 1010 Liverpool, L70 1NL UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
BONUS LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING
NOTIFICATION

Dear Lucky Winner,

We are please to inform you of the result of the
just concluded annual final draws of UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY international Lottery
programs. The online cyber lotto draws was conducted
from an exclusive list of 21,000 e-mail addresses of
individual and corporate bodies picked by an
advanced automated random computer search from the
internet, no tickets were sold. After this
automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as
one of two winners in the category “A” with the
following winning information:

REF No: UKNL-L/200-26937
BATCH No: 2007MJL-01
TICKET No: 20511465463-7644
SERIAL No: S/N-00168
LUCKY No: 887-13-865-37-10-83

You as well as the other winner are therefore to
receive a cash prize of 1,000,000.00 Pound each
from the total payout. Your prize award has been
insured with your e-mail address and will be
transferred to you upon meeting our requirements,
statutory obligations, verifications, validations and
satisfactory report. To begin the claims
processing of your prize winnings you are advised to
contact our licensed and accredited claims agent for
category “A” winners with the information below:

To file for your claim, please contact the
processing agent;

Mr.Bill Anderson

Tel:+44-702-405-3216
    +44-702-401-3866
Fax #:00448704783171
E MAIL: uknationalclaimsdptATo2.pl

VERIFICATIONS FORM
FULL
NAMES…................................................
CONTACT
ADDRESS….....................................
TEL/FAX
NUMBERS…......................................
AGE…..............................................................
SEX…...............................................................
OCCUPATION…..............................................
NEXT OF
KIN…...............................................
COUNTRY….....................................................
AMOUNT
WON….............................................
WINNING
EMAIL…..........................................
REFERENCE
NUMBER…................................
TICKET
NUMBERS….......................................
SERIAL
NUMBERS…........................................

Reply to this confidential email account:
.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)

Congratulations once more from our members of
staff and thank you for being part of our
promotional program.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Caroline bryan
for UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.
NOTE: You are to contact your officer immediately
with the official
EMAIL ADDRESS: uknationalclaimsdptATo2.pl

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Posted: 11 January 2007 03:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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I once received an email from “the Prince of Nigeria”, starting with “Dear Sir or Madam”, telling me he had chosen ME (because of my “obvious high morals in businesses morals [sic!]), and that he would transfer ten million dollars to my account if I would just give him my VISA number and help him get the Nigerian Royal family’s assets to a Swiss bank.

I wrote him back and told him my tight schedule didn’t allow me to engage in new financial operations at this time.

I shouldn’t have done that: Within the week, my inbox was filled with Nigeria letters and “YOU’VE WON!” mails from fake lotteries.

(In reality, I have a small pension because I am diagnosed as bipolar and totally unfit for work of any kind, and my “financial operations” amounts to weekly visits to the welfare office)

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Posted: 11 January 2007 04:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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If I had a penny for every one of these emails I get I wouldn’t be considering bankruptcy right now… downer

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