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Bush Investigates Katrina
Posted: 10 September 2005 10:39 AM   [ Ignore ]
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President Bush volunteers to lead investigation of Administration
failure in New Orleans. The investigation will focus on the following
issues:

1. What was I thinking?
2. Was I thinking?
3. If I was thinking, what was I thinking about?
4. What was Jesus thinking?
5. If I talk to God, why didn’t he tell me about this?
6. Who can I blame?
7. How can Halliburton make money on this?
8. Was this a weapon of mass destruction?
9. Do we have more medals like the one we gave Tennant?
10. Why does this shit always happen in the middle of my vacation?
11. Can I make up my lost vacation days in September?
12. Why didn’t Dick or Karl tell me what to do?
13. Why would I give money to dykes?
14. Why didn’t those people call for a limo?
15. How did Condi like Spamalot?
16. It was those damn Swift Boats, wasn’t it?
17. If I investigate you don’t have to, do you…do you?
18. Doesn’t Brown need to spend more time with his teenage sons?
19. Black people need to eat?
20. How much longer does this Presidency stuff last?
21. What’s the problem, dead people don’t vote anyway…?
22. Who you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?

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Posted: 10 September 2005 11:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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funny. smile

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Posted: 10 September 2005 12:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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i really like number 13…thats funny.

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Posted: 11 September 2005 08:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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LOL LMAO!

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Posted: 12 September 2005 11:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Here is Bush and his pa conducting an on-site inspection

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FOLLANSBEE, WV; Having been alerted to the coming apocalypse at a recent church service, 6-year-old Julie Strand decided she needed to live for today and immediately stuck a peanut M & M up her left nostril.

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Posted: 12 September 2005 11:18 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Man Chuck, that’s just wrong. LOL

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Posted: 12 September 2005 11:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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lol chary, co-worker showed that to me and I just had to share smile

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FOLLANSBEE, WV; Having been alerted to the coming apocalypse at a recent church service, 6-year-old Julie Strand decided she needed to live for today and immediately stuck a peanut M & M up her left nostril.

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Posted: 12 September 2005 11:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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No, I meant it’s wrong because there are black people looting, and they aren’t shooting them. wink

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All the angels must be snoring.  Who could stand perfection for eternity?

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Posted: 12 September 2005 02:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I hear those waters are toxic?

I wonder if he ate it afterwards?

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