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Nuclear War Set For 09/12/06….crap, 14 days before my b-day
Posted: 31 August 2006 04:39 PM   [ Ignore ]
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http://www.yisraylhawkins.com/Welcome.aspx

This guy has many crackpot topics but I especially enjoyed his prophecy that a nuclear war will start on the 12th of September 2006 and will last for 13 months. Climaxing in a “Nuclear Holocaust” that he seems to relate to the rapture. If you doubt him heed the following….


“It’s totally clear in Scriptures what’s going to take place. I’m one hundred percent convinced of this. One hundred percent. We have about seven months left to get ready. We need to accomplish a lot before this time period. We need to overcome spiritually because there are still some little hang-ups that we have. They’re very harmful.”

http://www.yisraylhawkins.com/Welcome.aspx

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FOLLANSBEE, WV; Having been alerted to the coming apocalypse at a recent church service, 6-year-old Julie Strand decided she needed to live for today and immediately stuck a peanut M & M up her left nostril.

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Posted: 31 August 2006 04:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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*takes Chuck’s name off the list of people to buy birthday gifts for*
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Posted: 31 August 2006 05:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Sweet. That’s ten days after mine. Still, it’s going to be a shame to only be able to have my driver’s liscense for nine days. Oh well. Maybe we’ll all live through it.

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Posted: 31 August 2006 05:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Sorry.  There’s a chance you might still have to get Chuck a birthday present.  The nuclear war starts 14 days before his birthday.  But it continues for 13 months before the nuclear holocaust.  So you may even be around to get him two birthday presents. smile

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Posted: 01 September 2006 08:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Well, if you do decide to get me a gift, here are some things I am looking to get.

Radiation Suit
Food & Water
Bomb Shelter
Weapons

cheese

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FOLLANSBEE, WV; Having been alerted to the coming apocalypse at a recent church service, 6-year-old Julie Strand decided she needed to live for today and immediately stuck a peanut M & M up her left nostril.

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Posted: 01 September 2006 10:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Chuck - 01 September 2006 12:32 PM

Well, if you do decide to get me a gift, here are some things I am looking to get.

Radiation Suit
Food & Water
Bomb Shelter
Weapons

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Potassium Iodide tablets, also.

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Posted: 01 September 2006 10:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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“I don’t think we’re going to make it and well, I’ve never been with a woman before.”

To misquote Airplane II.

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Posted: 01 September 2006 12:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Hmmm…
*buys Chuck presents*

*hoards them for himself*

*sends Chuck a nice card with giftcard to Foxhole P/X*

cheese

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Posted: 01 September 2006 02:34 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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N E O - 01 September 2006 02:10 PM
Chuck - 01 September 2006 12:32 PM

Well, if you do decide to get me a gift, here are some things I am looking to get.

Radiation Suit
Food & Water
Bomb Shelter
Weapons

cheese

Potassium Iodide tablets, also.

KI (Potassium Iodide) isn’t going to help you much since it only protects the thyroid gland from radioactive iodine. If you’re close enough to get that much radioactive iodine, you’re probably already dying from radiation sickness. But at least your thyroid gland would be in good shape when they bury you. So, I wonder if we’re going bury all those people as radioactive waste? Waste Management is going to make a fortune - so buy their stock now!!!!

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Posted: 01 September 2006 08:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Don’t forget, you can always use Kabala-water to decontaminate the bodies.  Oh, and maybe clean and irrigate the farmland that’s covered with a couple inches of fallout.  Anyone see ‘The Day After’?  Of course, this crackpot’s prediction is for an all-out thermonuclear war - Ooo - and with God’s personal intervention for a bonus.  Woo-hoo!  My daughter will celebrate her 21st birthday on 9/11 this year.  Guess I’ll have to take her out and get her drunk to prepare for 9/12.  Not likely!

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Posted: 02 September 2006 02:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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That is not a hoax. It is reality and the world may laugh and make fun of it now. But we will see in less then 10 days that Nuclear war will start in the middle east. Just ask yourself this question: “Do you think the earth can go on, in the direction it is going in now”. Just look on the internet and look up dieseases aids,std’s and plenty more all on the rise at the highest numbers we’ve ever seen. These could be prevented if we just kept the laws of the creator. To learn more about this nuclear war check it out at http://www.september12-2006.com , or www.myspace.com/kephers. September 13 i’ll be on here to post more. Thanks Kepha

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Posted: 02 September 2006 03:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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OMG - a true believer!!  Good thing the links don’t work, I don’t think my poor old mind could stand to imagine all the horrible death and destruction about to befall us all, and in just 10 days!  Guess I’ll have to quick hurry & cash in all my stock, hoard at the grocery store and hide in the basement.  Of course, we could all just give away all our possessions and rush up the sides of Mt. Sinai to away the Saviour’s return - like a lot of people did before Jan 1st, 1000 A.D.  Smart folks!

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