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Posted: 31 August 2006 03:50 PM   [ Ignore ]
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I wanted to post a link to a news story but I figured I would create a thread in which links to random stories could be posted. If nothing else, maybe it will cut down on the clutter.

For the inaugural post I chose the story below. Enjoy. 

Bush Urges Nation To Be Quiet For A Minute While He Tries To Think

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Bush Urges Nation To Be Quiet For A Minute While He Tries To Think

WASHINGTON, DC­—While acknowledging every American’s inalienable right to free speech, the president asked citizens to "hold off on it for, say, 60 seconds."

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Posted: 31 August 2006 05:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Good first story to link.

Always love the Onion. LOL

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Posted: 31 August 2006 07:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Of course there’s this

http://www.cinemablend.com/celebrity/CNN-Anchorwoman-Trashes-Relatives-On-Air-918.html

Nothing like a bit of CNN toilet gossip

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I’m an Oxy-Moron!

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Posted: 01 September 2006 08:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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that lady is a bitch! LOL


found this this morning

Michigan Pair Blows Robbery Attempt
Armed duo interrupted clothing store heist to engage in sex act

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0830061duo1.html

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Posted: 01 September 2006 01:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Woman, 72, Orders Bears Out of Her Kitchen

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14620421/?GT1=8506

The unidentified woman walked into the kitchen and found the bear standing six feet away, apparently surprising it, Vail police Sgt. Dan Torgerson said. The bear hissed at her and swatted her chest and arm, giving her some minor scratches. The woman then scared it off by yelling and clapping her hands.

Torgerson said the bear hissed again and then left through a side door.

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Posted: 06 October 2006 03:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Posted: 12 October 2006 03:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Bin Ladens Mother Worried Sick

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Bin Laden’s Mother Worried Sick

JEDDAH, SAUDI ARABIA—"He could be in a ditch somewhere and I wouldn’t even know it," said the mother of the wanted international terrorist.

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