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Posted: 29 August 2006 05:17 AM
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Sell the box!
http://www.humanbeans.net/powerpizza/index.html

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Posted: 29 August 2006 08:09 AM   [ # 1 ]
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I can see it now… someone tries to steal your pizza and winds up with something completely different and unexpected. Plus, wouldn’t you seem VERY suspicious if you were walking around with a pizza box all the time?

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Posted: 29 August 2006 08:12 AM   [ # 2 ]
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And you couldn’t carry it under your arm, you’d have to carry it out in front of you all the time or you’d tip people off that there wasn’t any pizza in there.  Seems rather cumbersome.

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Posted: 29 August 2006 08:23 AM   [ # 3 ]
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It does look neat, though not practical.

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Chuck
Posted: 29 August 2006 08:33 AM   [ # 4 ]
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hmm, ok, so they are selling a cardboard box with some foam and a couple of straps for
L 12.99 PLUS shipping and handling…I clicked on the link to buy and it said I could buy it for $34.90 PLUS $4.00 for shipping.

thats a pretty damn expensive cardboard box.

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Posted: 29 August 2006 08:39 AM   [ # 5 ]
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I get those boxes every time I order a pizza.  I can get the foam and velcro for a couple bucks extra.

The embarassment factor comes free.

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Chuck
Posted: 29 August 2006 09:58 AM   [ # 6 ]
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unless you go to Domino’s, then you can just leave the pizza in the box as it has the taste and texture of foam and velcro :lol:

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Posted: 29 August 2006 11:16 AM   [ # 7 ]
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hmm
14’ I don’t think my laptop would fit.

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Posted: 29 August 2006 11:18 AM   [ # 8 ]
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Just order a large pizza, Sharruma.

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Posted: 29 August 2006 01:44 PM   [ # 9 ]
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That actually looks really suspicious. Like something the terrorists would like to use. Sorry to poke fun, but now you can have a pizza nuke with your Gatorade airplane bomb! No foul intended. And, Chuck, don’t you mean IF you go to Domino’s?

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Chuck
Posted: 29 August 2006 02:36 PM   [ # 10 ]
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I don’t think so Funkmaster, though my grammar is infamously awful. I was replying to Chary’s comment regarding him simply ordering a pizza to get a box then buying a few bucks worth of foam and velcro.

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Charybdis - 29 August 2006 12:39 PM

I get those boxes every time I order a pizza.  I can get the foam and velcro for a couple bucks extra.

The embarassment factor comes free.

 

Chuck - 29 August 2006 01:58 PM

unless you go to Domino’s, then you can just leave the pizza in the box as it has the taste and texture of foam and velcro :lol:


I suppose I should have quoted him to begin with but oh well 😊

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Posted: 29 August 2006 10:44 PM   [ # 11 ]
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I steal people’s pizza all the time…

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