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Posted: 28 August 2006 02:25 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Posted: 28 August 2006 02:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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WTF???? That was a brilliant idea. Lets teach the dog to drive because the dog obviously has the mental capacity to figure out hes in control of the car. rolleyes

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Posted: 28 August 2006 03:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Those crazy Chinese what will they think of next, soy sauce from hair?

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Posted: 28 August 2006 05:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I’d rather have a driving cat (Tounces!) At least I would get to go to yarn shops after the herb shop (for catnip), grocery (cat food), pet store (toy mice and hammock), etc.

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Posted: 28 August 2006 05:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Reminds me of a april fools joke they tried to pull on the TV in britland once

They had a man dressed up as a dog and tried to convince the viewers that someone
had taught their dog to drive.

I’ve no doubt a few were convinced, but even the doggie costume looked fake


Here’s another drinving dog http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/4431091.stm

And Another http://www.medialunchbox.com/Funny-Videos/6.Animals/365.The-Driving-Dog.html

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Posted: 28 August 2006 05:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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I remember watching an old clip of a man who moved the control mechanisms over to the right side of his car and had his dog riding on the left side with his paws on the wheel to freak people out.  This was on the same show with the guy who installed everything facing backwards so it looked like he was reversing down the road.

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Posted: 28 August 2006 09:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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I think we really need someone with an avatar of a waterskiing squirrel and appropriately matching signature to post here. LOL

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Posted: 29 August 2006 01:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Well, there’s always Twiggy the Water-Skiing Squirrel.  If she can ski, then she should also be able to get online.

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Posted: 29 August 2006 02:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I was actually referring to a member here whose name escapes me.  And a quick search while at work didn’t find a post so I could include his name specifically.

Said member’s signature also says something along the lines of, “I really don’t know what to say about that, so here’s a waterskiing squirrel.” with an arrow pointing back to the avatar.

That was almost exactly what ran through my mind when I saw this article!

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Posted: 29 August 2006 06:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Posted: 30 August 2006 02:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Ha, thats oddly funny.

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Posted: 01 September 2006 01:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Tah - 29 August 2006 06:50 AM

I was actually referring to a member here whose name escapes me.  And a quick search while at work didn’t find a post so I could include his name specifically.

Said member’s signature also says something along the lines of, “I really don’t know what to say about that, so here’s a waterskiing squirrel.” with an arrow pointing back to the avatar.

That was almost exactly what ran through my mind when I saw this article!

Ah hah!  It’s Malfunctioned!

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