Bye Mort! Take care!
The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.
And yeah, he did verily wander the halls of MOH alone…..
*Hands in pockets, Mort inspects some dust on his shoes whilst whistling that damned Pussy Cat girls song which has been stuck in his head for 3 days now*
“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.”
I was away for a few minutes - had a particularly upset caller -
I’m loving the puppies.
Mort, is it the one…
What’s new PUSSY CAT…WHOAOAOAOA
Sorry, I was eating my lunch.
Whassup, Maeg? Why were they upset?
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Turnip Boris Yeltsin frog juggling doormat termite lizard
“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
Because they can’t get a rental car, b/c no one in 4 states can get one, b/c of the hurricane.
It’s a bit late to be hiring a car to flee the city, no? (apologies if that sounded a bit bad taste)
Maeg: No, it’s that “Don’t you wish your Girlfriend was hot, like me? Don’t you? Don’t you..?”
Very funky, and not what i usually like in terms of music.
Oh dear it appears that I have scared everyone else away. God-damn you all, come back to me please!
Multi-task away. Is Multi tasking for women, putting on lippie whilst holding a mirror?
*Ducks the potential wrath of Boo, but brandishes his biro in self defense*