I would love to have a party but there’s probably no point because Christian doesn’t like ‘toys’. And I don’t see any point playing by myself because if I wanted to do that, I may as well have married a vibrator!
I used to babysit for a couple that was really REALLY into toys. It was a little bizarre. When I first started dating Jason she was planning to go out of town for a week, and she said, “If you want, I can leave you the keys to my apartment. If you want anything out of my drawer, just put it in the sink with a few tablespoons of bleach!”