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Posted: 14 July 2006 04:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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Why do women always feel unclean after talking to me?

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Posted: 14 July 2006 04:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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Don’t be ashamed, the men do too Chary…! Drat, nobody home. Oh well, beer and film for me tonight then…...

*stalks off slightly miffed*

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Posted: 14 July 2006 04:55 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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We all do, Chary.
What film, Mortosaur?

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Posted: 14 July 2006 04:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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I’m not that dirty.  I haven’t had the opportunities. raspberry

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Posted: 14 July 2006 04:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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One can be dirty all alone.
It’s just less fun.

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Posted: 14 July 2006 04:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Hmm, I do usually need to sponge myself off on a regular basis.

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Posted: 14 July 2006 05:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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At least you probably have hot water.
*sigh*

I’m trying to decide whether to have a shower. I don’t think I can be bothered, though.

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Posted: 14 July 2006 05:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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Ahh, you know it’s going to be a good episode of L&A: SVU when the announcer lady says ‘contains scenes that may be upsetting’.
Mostly.

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Posted: 14 July 2006 05:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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Awww, Matt tells me the little Asian guys (they all look about 15) who work up at the newsagent have finally finished pimpin’ their car. It’s got, like, lights underneath that change from red to blue to yellow, and a big set of speakers in the boot with flashing lights round it and everything!
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They’re so sweet!

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Posted: 14 July 2006 05:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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Boo - 14 July 2006 09:00 PM

At least you probably have hot water.
*sigh*

I’m trying to decide whether to have a shower. I don’t think I can be bothered, though.

I could talk to you some more, if that would help you decide. wink

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Posted: 14 July 2006 05:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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Cool!  I was going to suggest ground effect lighting to Thunder for her scooter.  And maybe some of those LED spokes that make pictures.

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