Theres a guy at his friends house. All of a sudden, he sees this foot high midget playing a piano in the corner! So he goes to his friend to ask whats going on. His friend says “Oh yeah, I got that from my genie.” And his friend asks if he can try. So he gets the lamp, rubs it, and out pops a genie. “Yes?” the genie asks. “I’d like a million bucks.” the friend says. “It is done.” The genie replies. So he ruuuns home as fast as he can, but when he gets there he cant open the door! So he looks in his window and sees a milllion ducks walking around. So he goes back to his friend and says “hey! i asked for a million bucks, not ducks!” And his friend replies “Yeah the genie sucks. You think I asked for a twlve inch pianist?”