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Posted: 14 June 2006 03:33 PM   [ Ignore ]
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I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in…

I’ve learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I’ve learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I’ve learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.

I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you’re finished.

I’ve learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

I’ve learned that ex’s are like fungus, they keep coming back.

I’ve learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I’ve learned that I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I’ve learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I’ve learned that 99% of the time when something isn’t working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I’ve learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.

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Posted: 14 June 2006 03:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain

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Posted: 14 June 2006 03:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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They never give in, they just call the cops. downer

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Posted: 14 June 2006 04:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Charybdis - 14 June 2006 07:35 PM

They never give in, they just call the cops. downer

Do you know this from personal experience?

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Posted: 14 June 2006 04:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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A true gentleman never tells such things, Thundy.

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Posted: 14 June 2006 05:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Boo - 14 June 2006 07:33 PM

I’ve learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I’ve learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.

 

LOL

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Posted: 14 June 2006 08:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Remember, a Dragon is for life!

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Posted: 14 June 2006 08:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Boo - 14 June 2006 07:33 PM

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in…

I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you’re finished.

I’ve learned that I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I’ve learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

LOL

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Whether I will grow up to be the hero of my own life, I do not know.

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Posted: 12 February 2011 12:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Nice. I was going to post this on the MoH, but my google-foo is strong today! cheese

Funny stuff! LOL

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Posted: 15 February 2011 07:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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It took Dave 5 years to post to this thread.

It took me until the moment I realized I’d actually figured out I could well be the author of ‘As I’ve matured’ except I haven’t matured yet….....................?

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