Eeeeeeek! It’s her again!
“If any man wish to write in a clear style, let him be first clear in his thoughts.”
Run, run away.
And how are you this fine day, Winona?
Eh. I’m ok.
How about you?
I’m doing fine. No body parts have fallen off or anything!
Well, that’s a good thing. If there’s going to be any dismembering going on, I’d rather be involved in the process.
Er. . .you’re still way far away in Illinois, right? With hundreds of miles between us?
*sighs with relief*
Oh, okay. Just checking.
Don’t worry, I wouldn’t consider you dismembering material. I still like you too much.
Oh, okay. That’s good to know.
You live somewhere near Inner Mongolia, don’t you?