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New Batwoman is a lesbian.
 
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Posted: 01 June 2006 04:54 PM
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NEW YORK (AP)—Years after she first emerged from the Batcave, Batwoman is coming out of the closet.

DC Comics is resurrecting the classic comic book character as a lesbian, unveiling the new Batwoman in July as part of an ongoing weekly series that began this year. The 5-foot-10 superhero comes with flowing red hair, knee-high red boots with spiked heels, and a form-fitting black outfit.

read more….. http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/books/06/01/batwoman.uncloseted.ap/index.html
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Posted: 01 June 2006 05:00 PM   [ # 1 ]
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Didn’t she get paralized?

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Posted: 01 June 2006 06:50 PM   [ # 2 ]
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Maegan - 01 June 2006 09:00 PM

Didn’t she get paralized?

That was batgirl

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Posted: 01 June 2006 07:56 PM   [ # 3 ]
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Oooooh, riiiight.

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Posted: 02 June 2006 05:14 AM   [ # 4 ]
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Seeing as bats are rodents I thought it would have been prudent to keep Batwoman away from pussys…

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Crap, I missed the line again didn’t I?

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Posted: 02 June 2006 05:35 AM   [ # 5 ]
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Posted: 02 June 2006 05:36 AM   [ # 6 ]
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“Wouldn’t ugly people as heroes be more groundbreaking?” asked one poster. “You know, 200-pound woman, man with horseshoe hair loss pattern, people with cold sores, etc.?”


I gotta agree with this guy if diversity really is their objective as they say in the article.  I don’t know much about the age of those reading the comics, but I suspect they’re really trying to attract the older nerdy teenage boys who spend hours googling to try and find a parody comic of Betty and Veronica “doing it”.

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Posted: 02 June 2006 03:51 PM   [ # 7 ]
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Nettie - 02 June 2006 09:14 AM

Seeing as bats are rodents

Rodents? Certainly not. They are in their own Order, Chiroptera

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Posted: 02 June 2006 05:11 PM   [ # 8 ]
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LaMa - 02 June 2006 07:51 PM
Nettie - 02 June 2006 09:14 AM

Seeing as bats are rodents

Rodents? Certainly not. They are in their own Order, Chiroptera


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Posted: 02 June 2006 07:47 PM   [ # 9 ]
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Betty and Veronica ‘doing it’?

What is ‘it’?  Bowling?  What about Reggie and Archie?  Were B and V bowling without them?

[Oh, Dan, knock it off, you know what she meant!]

Dan, imagining Betty and Veronica setting them pins up and knocking them right down, over and over
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Posted: 02 June 2006 09:14 PM   [ # 10 ]
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Maegan - 01 June 2006 09:00 PM

Didn’t she get paralized?

That was batgirl

Batwoman was apparently killed off, though.  The new incarnation is a different woman, but her alter-ego still has the same name as the original.

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