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Posted: 02 August 2005 11:07 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Sent this to Boo the other day in light of our current shared haircolour. smile

A nurse from england was on duty in the emergency department, when a
punk rocker entered. This young woman had purple hair styled into a
mohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing. It was determined
that the patient had acute appendicitis and was scheduled for
immediate surgery.

When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff
found that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it was a
tattoo reading:“Keep off the grass.”

After the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note to the
dressing which said: “Sorry, had to mow the lawn.”

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Posted: 02 August 2005 11:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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LOL

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Posted: 02 August 2005 11:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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But don’t green and purple clash?

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Posted: 02 August 2005 11:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Depends on the shade, sometimes they can look quite attractive together, lol!

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Posted: 02 August 2005 11:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Depends on the shades, Chary.  Besides, haven’t you ever seen purple flowers on a green plant?

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Posted: 02 August 2005 11:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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You’ll have to show me sometime. wink  But remember to make them vivid.

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Posted: 02 August 2005 11:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Actually I’ve very bad at seeing purple.  It has to be very bright and red to not look like blue.

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Posted: 02 August 2005 11:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Well then, I’ll just tell you it’s purple, even if it’s not. raspberry

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Posted: 02 August 2005 11:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Meanie

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Posted: 03 August 2005 07:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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That’s sort of gross, but reminds me that someone made a dirty joke about me when I confessed to not having mown my yard in about 2 months….Tehe…

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Posted: 03 August 2005 11:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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i wonder if she had any weeds…hehe…

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Posted: 03 August 2005 07:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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And to prove the point (although I don’t have photographic evidence) I’m wearing green & purple today!

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