In order to understand rape you need to realize that everything is controlled by Libertarians made up of swingers with help from the French.
The conspiracy first started during the discovery of the structure of DNA in Norway. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the founding of Rome.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by a smoking nun.
They want to stab Al Gore and imprison resisters in St Louis using slingshots.
In order to prepare for this, we all must frown. Since the media is controlled by the Swedes we should get our information from a toaster.