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Tobester
Posted: 03 October 2014 06:27 AM
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This is from 1967. However, if you get to the 6.10 minutes mark. you will see PARIS HILTON playing a flute! I kid you not. She somehow traveled back in time with the power of flower power I guess. 😉


Watch it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sRbmJdsFI

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Posted: 03 October 2014 08:41 AM   [ # 1 ]
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Why does she have to be a time traveler?  Maybe she’s immortal and has simply been around forever.

Seriously though I doubt Paris Hilton has enough talent to even fake playing a flute, obviously stoned or otherwise.

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Peter
Posted: 04 October 2014 04:27 AM   [ # 2 ]
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Tobester - 03 October 2014 06:27 AM

This is from 1967. However, if you get to the 6.10 minutes mark. you will see PARIS HILTON playing a flute! I kid you not. She somehow traveled back in time with the power of flower power I guess. 😉


Watch it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sRbmJdsFI

No. You have actually found a portal that proves we live in an infinite universe. Being infinite anything, not matter how improbable, must happen somewhere. The Paris Hilton you see exists so far away that no human could ever travel that far.

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Posted: 18 October 2014 03:52 PM   [ # 3 ]
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I have a hard time believing that Paris Hilton has enough talent to sit balanced on that fence much less while playing a flute or even faking it.  I suspect the extent of her multitaking abilities consist of handing a clerk her credit card while talking on the phone.

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