*leaves assorted baked goodies on the table*
I hope you have a wonderful day! *hugs and skritches*
“What fools these mortals be…”—Smaug (according to Robert Asprin)
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Dum vivimus, vivamus!
And oh, yeah—my blog.
Yay! I could certainly use a good day. Things have been.. meh… of late.
In any case, the plan is to head to my folks’ place, have a lovely dinner, stay the night, and generally have a fine time of things.
1: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. If it does what it says, you should have no problem with this.
2: What proof will you accept that you are wrong? You ask us to change our mind, but we cannot change yours?
3: It is not our responsibility to disprove your claims, but rather your responsibility to prove them.
4. Personal testamonials are not proof.
What part of ‘meow’ don’t you understand?
Happy birthday, Robin!
*Gives half of a live thing so Robin can kill it and make it half of a dead thing.*
Attention to detail: An apostrophe is the difference between a company that knows its shit and a company that knows it’s shit.
Happy belated birthday Robin. I was away for the weekend and didn’t realize you were celebrating. I’ll make up for it with a mouse for you next time.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
Seen on a tshirt - “If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic”
When life hands you lemons make apple juice. Then laugh while life tries to figure out how you did it.