No 1. (For the non-masculine) “Eff-em-i-nate”
I’m not some ordinary moron.
I’m an Oxy-Moron!
Mental Giant: A very tall person who is more than slightly confused.
I’ll not post it directly, but Victor Lewis-Smith used to have a sketch on his leftfield comedy show about daleks. They were gay daleks and I’ll leave it to you to find them via google. The cry of ‘exterminate’ is somewhat modified.
2. For a Dalek chewing tobacco or a really bad cold - “Ex-pec-tor-ate”
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
Seen on a tshirt - “If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic”
When life hands you lemons make apple juice. Then laugh while life tries to figure out how you did it.