So… uh… wow. I mean, we’ve seen some pretty far-out-there folks around here before, but this guy’s actually a politician...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/labour-councillor-claims-had-first-1964321
Labour councillor claims he ‘had his first sexual experience with an alien when he was six’ on This Morning
25 Jun 2013 16:15Simon Parkes, representative for Stakesby in Whitby, previously claimed on a Channel 4 documentary that he has ‘fathered a child with an alien called the Cat Queen’
First alien Simon Parkes met was “a green creature, about 7ft tall, wearing a purple robe” First alien Simon Parkes met was “a green creature, about 7ft tall, wearing a purple robe”
ITVA Labour councillor who claimed on a Channel 4 documentary that he had fathered a child with an alien today said he was six years-old when he had his first extra-terrestrial sexual experience.
Simon Parkes, a representative for Stakesby in Whitby, showed ITV’s This Morning hosts Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby a picture he’d drawn of the first alien he ever met, describing it as “a green creature, about 7ft tall, wearing a purple robe”.
Claiming that the alien had big eyes and body like an insect, he explained: “The creature reached into the cot that I was in, lifted me up and I was tilted over to look straight into its face.”
Asked whether the aliens had been concerned about their sexual partner’s young age, the now 52-year-old replied: “No because, it’s about experience and your soul.”
He added that alien technology differed from the Hollywood stereotype of a flying saucer in that the other-worldly being travelled in a “teardrop shaped craft with the blunt end going forward and the pointy end at the back.”
Simon Parkes “The creature reached into the cot that I was in, lifted me up and I was tilted over to look straight into its face”
ITVAnd according to the father of three (humans), his last encounter with beings came six weeks ago when one visited to give him a “health check”.
Previously, Simon has said that has relations with an alien referred to as the Cat Queen four times a year.
The driving instructor even claims to have fathered an extra terrestrial lovechild called Zarka and says having sex with the alien has caused tension in his marriage.
He is reported to have told the Northern Echo: “What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say ‘I’m ready’ and then the technology I don’t understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the earth.
“My wife found out about it and was very unhappy, clearly. That caused a few problems, but it is not on a human level, so I don’t see it as wrong.”
Simon Parkes Spaceship is a “teardrop shaped craft with the blunt end going forward and the pointy end at the back”
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Parkes also claims his “real mother” is a 9ft green alien with eight, stick-like fingers who appeared to him in his cot when he was six months old.
He told Channel 4 documentary Confessions Of An Alien Abductee that the being reached out to him with “these two green ‘stick things, like beanpoles’.”
He continued: “I thought, ‘they’re not mummy’s hands, mummy’s hands are pink’, and mummy has thumbs. These are green and pointed and there’s four of them.’
“I was looking straight into its face. It enters my mind through my eyes and it sends a message down my optic nerve into my brain, saying ‘I am your real mother, I am your more important mother’.”
Simon Parkes discusses his highly detailed and complex contacts with Extra & Interdimensional beings called Mantis, and the Greys and Reptilians ‘Alien enters my mind through my eyes and it sends a message into my brain, saying “I am your more important mother”’
But despite the frequent close encounters, Parkes says his work is unaffected.
He is quoted as saying: “It’s a personal matter and it doesn’t affect my work. I’m more interested in fixing someone’s leaking roof or potholes. People don’t want me to talk about aliens.
“I get more common sense out of the aliens than out of Scarborough Town Hall.”
