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Military Strategy: What are the optimal siege tactics for taking Magic Kingdom’s Cinderella Castle?
 
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Posted: 18 July 2012 12:13 PM
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Cinderella Castle is the the worldwide-recognized icon of the Disney empire.
Physical representations of it stand at the center of two Disney Parks: Walt Disney World in Florida,
and Tokyo Disneyland.
Assuming it were an actual fortress, how would you take it?

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Posted: 20 July 2012 06:59 AM   [ # 1 ]
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Is it a requirement that the castle be left standing after the assault?  If not a couple of tactical nukes come to mind.

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Posted: 20 July 2012 08:16 AM   [ # 2 ]
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Stands to reason that you´ll want the thing as a whole, not a hole.

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Posted: 20 July 2012 01:48 PM   [ # 3 ]
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gray - 20 July 2012 06:59 AM

Is it a requirement that the castle be left standing after the assault?  If not a couple of tactical nukes come to mind.

Pft. Tacnukes? That thing? You could take it down with a few well-placed RPGs…

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