No, the zombie apocalypse isn’t coming, assures the CDC
A spate of bizarre acts of cannibalism in the last week have many people wondering whether to be afraid for their own flesh. The populous’ collective curiosity has even driven “zombie apocalypse” up to the No. 2 spot on Google’s list of trending search terms. But don’t worry: according to government scientists, the zombies are not coming for you.
The flesh-eating living dead don’t actually exist, said a spokesman for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). “CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms),” agency spokesman David Daigle told The Huffington Post.
But what prompted the official reassurance?
The questions started after an attack in Miami on Saturday, when Rudy Eugene, 31, was shot and killed by police while hungrily devouring the face of a homeless man. Eugene, who may have been high on ” bath salts ” at the time of his vicious attack, seemed impervious to the bullets entering his naked body until the moment he collapsed, police said.
Then, on Tuesday, Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old student in Maryland, admitted to murdering his roommate and then eating his heart and parts of his brain. The cannibal’s motives have not been explained. [Video: ‘5 Things I Learned from Living with Cannibals]
Meanwhile, Canadian police are seeking Luka Rocco Magnotta, a low-budget porn actor who allegedly killed and dismembered a young man, and then ate flesh from the corpse. He packaged and mailed other body parts to political offices in Ottawa.
Okay, zombies may not really exist, but clearly the world has troubles enough as it is.