Hope you have a wonderful day!
“Like a crazed Nigerian wearing LifeWave Energy Patches” (Nettie, on the night she “banned” me from the MoH!)
“What fools these mortals be…”—Smaug (according to Robert Asprin)
Visit here to help my dragons grow! Thanks!
Dum vivimus, vivamus!
And oh, yeah—my blog.
Beautiful day for your Birthday!!! HAPPY SMILES!!!
SilentTone: hulitoons blog of just plain silliness?
UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are.)” So, I AM because WE are
Happy Birthday to you, Tah.
I’m not some ordinary moron.
I’m an Oxy-Moron!
Mental Giant: A very tall person who is more than slightly confused.
*leaves crunchy dead thing in Tah’s shoe*
1: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. If it does what it says, you should have no problem with this.
2: What proof will you accept that you are wrong? You ask us to change our mind, but we cannot change yours?
3: It is not our responsability to disprove your claims, but rather your responsability to prove them.
4. Personal testamonials are not proof.
What part of ‘meow’ don’t you understand?
Happy birthday! I hope you’re having a lovely day.
“We are wise to avoid association with those who hide their identity in Internet chat rooms.”
- The Watchtower
The platypus is mother nature’s way of saying, “I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still ****ing cripple you.”
Smerk the cutest dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In Western Australi
Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
And other forum stuff
Smerk the cutest dragon:
Traveled cross the sea,
To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!
Smerk the cutest dragon
Is getting married now they say
Though little Accipiter
Has yet to name the day.
Happy Birthday Tah!!
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
Seen on a tshirt - “If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic”
When life hands you lemons make apple juice. Then laugh while life tries to figure out how you did it.
*throws what is either confetti or else dead bugs in the general direction of Tah*
“If any man wish to write in a clear style, let him be first clear in his thoughts.”
Happy birthday, Tah!
For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert - Arthur C Clarke
Thanks, everyone. And thanks for the yummy, crunchy, protein-packed confetti!
Attention to detail: An apostrophe is the difference between a company that knows its shit and a company that knows it’s shit.