Apparently turkeys know that Thanksgiving and Christmas are soon approaching, and so are taking pre-emptive measures to fight back.
“If any man wish to write in a clear style, let him be first clear in his thoughts.”
Wow. It was undoubtedly scary having to go through it, but it was quite funny, too.
Attention to detail: An apostrophe is the difference between a company that knows its shit and a company that knows it’s shit.
We had a truckload of chickens turn over a few miles down the freeway about a week ago. It was… quite the scene.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Not on I-80 it doesn’t!
1: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. If it does what it says, you should have no problem with this.
2: What proof will you accept that you are wrong? You ask us to change our mind, but we cannot change yours?
3: It is not our responsibility to disprove your claims, but rather your responsibility to prove them.
4. Personal testamonials are not proof.
What part of ‘meow’ don’t you understand?