I learned on Stargate SG1 that all inhabitable planets look like Canada.

I learned on Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea that the oceans have concrete walls.

This can turn into 4 Yorksmen…

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I’ve learned from Deadwood that “cocksucker” is the most important word in the English or any other language.

I learned from Jerry Maguire that a human head weighs 8 pounds.

MG - 04 August 2011 05:57 PM

I’ve learned from De*dw**d that “cocksucker” is the most important word in the English or any other language.

Let

I learned on Lost in Space (the TV show, not the movie) that you don’t need toilets in space. Seriously, just try to figure out where they would’ve put them.

I learned from “The Big Lebowski” that you can pick up a person’s ashes from a mortuary in a coffee can.

I learned from Gilligan’s Island that people embarking on a 3 hour tour pack several year’s worth of wardrobe, makeup & a complete library of assorted science & anthropology books.

And that even if you possess several degrees, & are smart enough to build almost anything, you can’t figure out how to patch a hole in the side of a wooden boat.

I learnt from time tunnel that no matter what clothing you’re wearing when you enter a timp warp, you’ll always arrive at your destination in your street clothes.

I learnt from Fantastic Journey that the Bermuda triangle is really a gateway to a new and mysterious world

I learnt from star trek that red is not a good colour to wear unless you happen to be captain or chief engineer.

Peter - 04 August 2011 09:34 PM

I learned on Lost in Space (the TV show, not the movie) that you don’t need toilets in space. Seriously, just try to figure out where they would’ve put them.

Psst. That’s why they landed on planets all the time.

feotu - 05 August 2011 12:29 AM

And that even if you possess several degrees, & are smart enough to build almost anything, you can’t figure out how to patch a hole in the side of a wooden boat.

Actually, they did patch the boat. But the glue was water-soluble so it didn’t hold, the boards flew off and the boat sank.

I learned from Gilligan’s Island that the Japanese from the WWII era squinted, wore really think glasses and had buck teeth.

Sharruma - 05 August 2011 03:11 AM

I learnt from time tunnel that no matter what clothing you’re wearing when you enter a timp warp, you’ll always arrive at your destination in your street clothes.

I learned from the various Terminator projects that nuh uh!

I learned from most movies that one bullet kills you instantly no matter where you are shot and that a swift chop or punch can leave you unconcious for hours.