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Posted: 12 July 2011 07:26 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Sharruma - 12 July 2011 07:28 AM

Don’t be so picky!

A Lumberjack who likes to dress like a girlie?

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Posted: 12 July 2011 09:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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Madmouse - 11 July 2011 07:40 PM

Yeah, cos we women are some sort of amorphous generic creature, rahter than individuals?  hmmm

No, you’re a collection of boobs and a bum and, if my girlfriend is anything to go by, very pointy elbows.  cheese

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Posted: 24 July 2011 08:41 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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I shall have to retract what I have said. For it has come to pass the shorter authority has come to reign over me again.

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Posted: 24 July 2011 10:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Peter - 24 July 2011 12:41 PM

I shall have to retract what I have said. For it has come to pass the shorter authority has come to reign over me again.

Does this mean you have found a suitable female?

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Posted: 24 July 2011 10:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Peter - 24 July 2011 12:41 PM

I shall have to retract what I have said. For it has come to pass the shorter authority has come to reign over me again.

Does this mean you have found a suitable female?

Suffice to say I shall further bear witness to Man’s inability to understand the unpredictability of the opposite sex.

 

(i.e the answer is yes).

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Posted: 24 July 2011 10:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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smile  Right on.  Let the experiment begin.

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