I ran across a couple of sites that are real classic cases of religion gone wonky. It never fails to amaze me the directions in which some people’s interpretation of the bible takes them. Although I am pretty sure that the second site is a satire.
Here’s a couple of quotes from them.
The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation [ref. 1, 2, 3] - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse.
We Are Conservative, Godly, Republican, and Unstoppable!
We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil’s business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!
If you are interested in getting saved, and you are not joking around about it just to upset us, we ask you kindly to click on this link and we’ll help you get started on processing your eternal security certification right away!
Followers of Christ Needn’t Waste Time Recycling or Worrying About the Climate
Believers know more about the fate of this planet than any hell-bound scientist. That’s because they have a personal relationship with the Fellow who invented Earth. His name is God