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Newscaster Tries to Tell the Dalai Lama a Dalai Lama Joke
Posted: 15 June 2011 11:28 AM   [ Ignore ]
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The Joke.

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Posted: 15 June 2011 08:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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It actually seems a good joke but as he admitted he shouldn’t have tried it with somebody who needs a translator. Then again was this an attempt at viral marketing?

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Posted: 15 June 2011 09:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I heard this joke many years ago, but never thought I’d see it acted out.
Dude’s a bit thick.

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Posted: 16 June 2011 05:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Peter - 16 June 2011 12:35 AM

... Then again was this an attempt at viral marketing?

But for which pizza chain?

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Posted: 16 June 2011 06:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Unfairly Balanced - 16 June 2011 09:55 AM
Peter - 16 June 2011 12:35 AM

... Then again was this an attempt at viral marketing?

But for which pizza chain?

The one that can make you one with everything.

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Posted: 16 June 2011 07:18 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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*cringes*

Aussie daytime TV at its “finest”...

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Posted: 16 June 2011 10:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Peter - 16 June 2011 12:35 AM

... Then again was this an attempt at viral marketing?

But for which pizza chain?

The one that can make you one with everything.

AH! “Fats Domino”

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Posted: 16 June 2011 05:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Unfairly Balanced - 16 June 2011 02:54 PM

AH! “Fats Domino”

No no. They make one with Blueberry (Hill).

Though it is really good. Whenever I have it I’m in My Blue Heaven.

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Posted: 01 September 2011 12:06 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I’m amusing myself by imagining his interview with the Pope….

Something about bears, and forests, I presume….

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