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Posted: 10 June 2011 05:53 AM
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A Montage of Cinema’s Worst Writing Cliche

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Posted: 10 June 2011 10:10 AM   [ # 1 ]
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Hmm,
Usually with movie montages I can recognise about half, often more than half of the movies involved.
This time I’m being generous at claiming I recognised five.

Rambo - Not sure which one
Toy Story - Not sure which one
Speed
Cliffhanger

and one other I can’t remember.

I guess I don’t tend to watch theses sorts of movies.

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Posted: 10 June 2011 03:32 PM   [ # 2 ]
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I’m kind of with Sharruma here.  But then I suppose this cliche tends to occur more often in crappier movies, and I tend not to watch those if at all possible.

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Posted: 10 June 2011 06:57 PM   [ # 3 ]
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I recognized a few more than that.

Platoon
My Cousin Vinny
Terminator
Patch Adams

Recognized some others not from having seen them but from the actors involved.  Can’t think of names though.
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Posted: 10 June 2011 10:53 PM   [ # 4 ]
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Wow.  I must watch a LOT of bad movies…. :shut:  :lol: 

Though, I must say, the Space Truckers clip was good… :cheese:
(You know, the one just before the one from Speed…) :red: :lol:

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Posted: 10 June 2011 10:53 PM   [ # 5 ]
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Platoon
That was the one I couldn’t remember.
I should have gotten Termnator too, didn’t notice it.

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Posted: 11 June 2011 01:04 AM   [ # 6 ]
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I got a few, but towards the end, I had no idea.  Full list of movies used, in order.

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Posted: 11 June 2011 03:17 AM   [ # 7 ]
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Here is the list with all titles the quotes came from.

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Posted: 11 June 2011 04:45 AM   [ # 8 ]
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Wow…that’s exactly the same link I used… 😉

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Posted: 11 June 2011 08:02 AM   [ # 9 ]
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Saw later you allready posted it. Didn

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Posted: 11 June 2011 09:12 AM   [ # 10 ]
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It’d be nice if they would release a list of the movies used in the video.

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Posted: 11 June 2011 10:12 AM   [ # 11 ]
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I don’t see Rambo on that list

so, four!

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