*bundles up the dragon in warm blankies*
*puts on crappy daytime television*
*administers hot chicken soup*
1: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. If it does what it says, you should have no problem with this.
2: What proof will you accept that you are wrong? You ask us to change our mind, but we cannot change yours?
3: It is not our responsability to disprove your claims, but rather your responsability to prove them.
4. Personal testamonials are not proof.
What part of ‘meow’ don’t you understand?
You would make a great nursemaid Robin. Maybe we could start hiring you out.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
Seen on a tshirt - “If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic”
When life hands you lemons make apple juice. Then laugh while life tries to figure out how you did it.
How would he look in an asbestos nurse’s outfit, though?
“If any man wish to write in a clear style, let him be first clear in his thoughts.”
Probably isn’t necessary this time round, as I don’t seem to be sneezing.
Remember, a Dragon is for life!
Which is probably for the best. Though you do have the cutest sneezes. . .the flames are usually more-or-less manageable, too.