We know that a piece of toast, if dropped, will fall butter-side down. We also know that a cat, if dropped, will land on its feet. What happens when you strap a piece of buttered toast to a cat
“By the sweat on our brows, and the strengths of our backs…Gentlemen. Hoist the Colours! And you, madam, I warn you, I know the entire Geneva Convention by heart!”
If the theory is correct it will just spin a few centimeters above the ground. Then again it could just fall on it’s side and go splat.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
Seen on a tshirt - “If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic”
When life hands you lemons make apple juice. Then laugh while life tries to figure out how you did it.
I don’t know about all that, but I do know that you get delicious hot buttered pu>&-@!.......... BANNED!
Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans. - John Lennon
You can twist perceptions, reality won’t budge. - Rush
Actually, my physics professor used this as a method of explaining ‘collapsing the waveform’...
1: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. If it does what it says, you should have no problem with this.
2: What proof will you accept that you are wrong? You ask us to change our mind, but we cannot change yours?
3: It is not our responsibility to disprove your claims, but rather your responsibility to prove them.
4. Personal testamonials are not proof.
What part of ‘meow’ don’t you understand?