It’s the unisex panty monster.
Oddly turned on, but scared at teh same moment by this description.
The scourge of all proper young women. The unisex panty monster brazenly kicks down the door of the unsuspecting victims and proceeds to smash down their wardrobes in a lust filled crazed frenzy to rob them of their panties.
But not before it takes time to have a nice refreshing cup of camomile tea.