http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101129/ap_en_ce/us_obit_leslie_nielsen
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Heaven must be really boring, if you think about it logically. All the angels must be snoring. Who could stand perfection for eternity?
Not me. - George Hrab
Noooooo! I was sure Leslie Nielson would never die! :down: *Sobs*
“Go ahead, threaten me like you have the American people for so long! You’re part of a dying breed, like people who can name all fifty states! The truth hurts, doesn’t it? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!”
Bummer, I thought he was one of the best funny men around. I honestly don’t know how he could deliver some of those scenes with a straight face.
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I heard about this a little while ago. It is very sad.
He died in a large building with doctors and patients. But that’s not important right now.
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Shouldn’t this be in the hoax section?
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