Ok… to give you some background.. ThinkGeek routinely puts up some gag items on their website for April Fool’s Day. This is a good thing. It’s funny, makes people laugh… and occasionally, they get enough folks clamouring for an item, they actually go and make it (the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag, for instance)
This last time, they had Canned Unicorn Meat. Complete with the slogan ‘The New White Meat!’. The Pork Board took umbrage.
Can only imagine the scene when they found out they were protesting a blindingly fictional product… This may need to make it to the front page.