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CIA’s secret Iraq weapon revealed: a Saddam gay sex tape
Posted: 27 May 2010 12:39 PM   [ Ignore ]
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In their time, America’s secret agencies have tried some outlandish schemes to attack their country’s enemies, including, most famously, an attempt to do away with Cuba’s Fidel Castro by using an exploding cigar.

But in a scenario more the preserve of careless Hollywood starlets such as Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, the CIA appears to have plotted to undermine Saddam Hussein with a gay sex tape.

According to the Washington Post’s security blog, some of America’s spooks believed that shooting a fake video of Saddam cavorting with a teenage boy might destabilise his regime in the runup to the US-led invasion in 2003. “It would look like it was taken by a hidden camera. Very grainy, like it was a secret videotaping of a sex session,” the Washington Post quoted one former CIA official as saying.

Nor was the Saddam sex tape the only idea floating around the more bizarre corners of the CIA’s Iraq Operations Group. Other ploys involved interrupting Iraqi television with a false newsflash that would announce Saddam was handing over power to his hated and feared son Uday. The presumed idea was to shock the Iraqi people into rising up against their leaders and thus make the invasion a lot easier.

Perhaps thankfully, the tape and fake news broadcast were never made and the Post reported that top CIA brass repeatedly rejected the ideas.

But that did not stop a CIA video being shot of a fake Osama bin Laden sitting around a camp fire, drinking booze and boasting of his own gay conquests.

The video apparently used some of the CIA’s “darker skinned” employees as extras playing the terror chief’s henchmen. It does not seem to have been released.

The Post said an anonymous US official had declined to confirm or deny the accounts. “If these ideas were ever floated by anyone at any time, they clearly didn’t go anywhere,” the official said.

Such tactics are hardly the first time the US agencies have stretched their imaginations. A book entitled 638 Ways to Kill Castro detailed the many ways the Cuban leader had been targeted over the decades.

One of the lesser known was a plan to dispatch Castro by exploiting his fascination for scuba-diving. A batch of colourful molluscs would be rigged with explosives in the hope that he would be attracted to them while swimming underwater.

That plan, too, never got off the drawing board.

Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/may/26/cia-saddam-hussein-g a y-s e x-smear-plot
(due to filter limits on gay and sex in a url: remove the spaces in gay and sex in the url above)


I suppose the video would have been made in a studio with a doppelganger a little boy…

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Posted: 27 May 2010 02:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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*snerk*

Gotta love how the only CIA exploits you hear about are the ones that are completely and totally ridiculous…

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Posted: 27 May 2010 02:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Well… not quite.
In the good ol

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Posted: 27 May 2010 06:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Yep.. One man’s shameful fall from grace is another man’s bragging rights.

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Posted: 27 May 2010 07:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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He could’ve been gay.  He had the mustache.

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Posted: 27 May 2010 11:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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I shall now inflict the mental image of Saddam playing ‘Hide the WMD’ upon you.

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Posted: 28 May 2010 03:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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does the CIA have any adults?

ooh ooh also….

sodom hussein!

i knew there was a pun in there

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Posted: 28 May 2010 03:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Madd Maxx - 27 May 2010 11:04 PM

He could’ve been gay.  He had the mustache.

He could’ve been a pornstar.  He had the mustache.

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Posted: 28 May 2010 03:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Posted: 28 May 2010 10:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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