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Posted: 04 August 2005 12:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
    -You can’t tuna fish

What’s got a trunk, lots of keys and four legs?
    -A piano up a tree

What do whales eat?
    -Fish and ships.

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
    -Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

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Posted: 07 August 2005 10:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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two sausages in a frying pan
one says, ‘bloody hot in here don’t you think?’
the other, stunned, ‘oh my god a talking sausage!!’


knock knock
who’s there?
europe
europe who?
no, europe who!

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Posted: 08 August 2005 06:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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Maegan - 04 August 2005 04:23 PM

What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
    -You can’t tuna fish

What’s got a trunk, lots of keys and four legs?
    -A piano up a tree

What do whales eat?
    -Fish and ships.

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
    -Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

 

Maeg, The whole chicken coop joke… that has to be the best CORNY joke I’ve heard in a long time! Good one.

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Posted: 08 August 2005 07:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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I guess I’m just impressing you all kinds of impressive today.

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Posted: 09 August 2005 10:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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whats blue and looks like a bucket?

- A blue bucket

whats red and looks like a bucket?

- A blue bucket in disguise

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Posted: 09 August 2005 11:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Whats grey and has a trunk and four legs?
- A mouse on holiday!

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Posted: 09 August 2005 11:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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What do you get if you cross an Elephant with a Kangeroo?
- Big holes all over Australia.

Doctor, Doctor. Can you give me anything for my wind?
- Certainly, here’s a kite.

Doctor Doctor, can you help me out?
- Yep, there’s the exit.

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Posted: 09 August 2005 11:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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What do you get if you have a cow with no legs?
- Ground beef

Who can jump higher than a mountain?
- Everyone because a mountain can’t jump!

Okay I’ll stop them now

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Posted: 09 August 2005 12:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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thunderstruck - 09 August 2005 03:40 PM

Whats grey and has a trunk and four legs?
- A mouse on holiday!

Aww!!  This used to be my most favorite joke when I was a kid.

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Posted: 09 August 2005 12:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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mine was the red/blue bucket one. no idea why.

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Posted: 09 August 2005 02:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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My Uncle was kicked out of the submarine service. 

He liked to sleep with the windows open.

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All the angels must be snoring.  Who could stand perfection for eternity?

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