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Posted: 03 August 2005 02:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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A doggy mistake?
    -A four paw

Why didn’t the Skeleton go to the Halloween Ball?
    -He had no BODY to go with.

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I’m loving the puppies.

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Posted: 04 August 2005 05:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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What goes hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahPLONK!


Someone laughing their head off.

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“Do you realise the sun doesnt go down, its just an illusion caused by the world spinning round”

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Posted: 04 August 2005 06:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Man 1: My dog’s got no nose!

Man 2: How does he smell?

Man 1: Well it’s the action of a series of chemical processess affecting the olifactory system, where by air particles are absorbed into the blood stream of the nasal cavity, resulting in the detection of individual aromas….

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“Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.”

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Posted: 04 August 2005 09:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Two men walk into a bar. The first says to the second “didn’t you see it either?”

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The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.

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Posted: 04 August 2005 11:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Man 1: My dog

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The Kruger-Dunning effect is rampant on internet fora.
J. Kruger & D. Dunning (1999), Unskilled and unaware of it: how difficulties in recognizing one’s own incompetence lead to inflated self-assessments. J Pers Soc Psychol. 77, 1121-1134

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Posted: 04 August 2005 11:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Teacher: Okay Timmy… If I give you two rabbits, and then I give you three rabbits. How many rabbits do you have?

Timmy: Six!

Teacher: No, try again… First I give you two rabbits, and then I give you three more rabbits. So how many rabbits do you have?

Timmy: Six!

Teacher: No, don’t guess Timmy, try to work it out, okay?

Timmy: Okay… I already got one rabbit, but you give me two rabbits [...]

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Posted: 04 August 2005 11:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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What’s brown and sticky?

A stick!

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I drove my tractor through your haystack last night… Ooh Arr Ooh Arr.

“There’s been a terrible accident, your son has been injured… in fact he’s dead…” - ‘The Monkey’s Paw’ as told very badly by our friend Adrian

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Posted: 04 August 2005 11:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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What’s brown and sticky?

Poo!

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I drove my tractor through your haystack last night… Ooh Arr Ooh Arr.

“There’s been a terrible accident, your son has been injured… in fact he’s dead…” - ‘The Monkey’s Paw’ as told very badly by our friend Adrian

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Posted: 04 August 2005 11:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

I done up.

I done up who?


smile smile smile

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I drove my tractor through your haystack last night… Ooh Arr Ooh Arr.

“There’s been a terrible accident, your son has been injured… in fact he’s dead…” - ‘The Monkey’s Paw’ as told very badly by our friend Adrian

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Posted: 04 August 2005 12:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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What’s purple and cube-shaped?

A purple cube.

What’s also purple and cube-shaped?

Another purple cube.

What’s also purple and cube-shaped?

A lemon in disguise!

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I drove my tractor through your haystack last night… Ooh Arr Ooh Arr.

“There’s been a terrible accident, your son has been injured… in fact he’s dead…” - ‘The Monkey’s Paw’ as told very badly by our friend Adrian

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Posted: 04 August 2005 12:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Boo

Boo who?

Aw, don’t cry.


It’s funny on two levels. smile

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Heaven must be really boring, if you think about it logically.
All the angels must be snoring.  Who could stand perfection for eternity?

Not me. - George Hrab

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