He said to me ..... I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
I said to him ...... You wear pants, don’t you?
He said to me ............. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him…....That’s a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart
He said to me…. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him ...... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me…... Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .... They don’t have time.
He said to me…. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .... I don’t know; it has never happened.
He said to me…. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking?
I said to him ..... They already have boyfriends.
He said…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said to him…... A widow.
He said to me…. Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him ...... Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.