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Chuck Norris Jokes
Posted: 21 March 2006 02:06 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Chuck Norris once ate 3 72oz. steaks in an hour. 45 minutes of which he spent having sex with his waitress.

Chuck norris is so badass, he want to Mcdonalds at 10:35 and asked for a Mcmuffin, and when they said no, roundhouse kicked the store so had it became a wendy’s

Chuck norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that the energy fom the kick went back in tima and knocked amelia earhart off of her plane.

Scientists now know that the energy released by the big bang is equal to 1 CNrhK. Chuck norris Roundhouse kick.

If you spell chuck norris in scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck norris is not poloitically correct. hes just correct. always.

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is Karate Wrangler Sex. I have no idea what that means but it sounds AWESOME.

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Posted: 21 March 2006 02:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Chuck Norris on the main page.

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/permalink/chuck_norris_facts/

However, yours were somewhat original and even funny.

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