Hey guys, I’m back.
The Middleman: (drinking milk) You know, that was some darn fine cow squirt.
How’d it go?
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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
Hey Matt, should probably say an official hello to you too. Wouldn’t want you feeling left out.
Thas ok… i’m not excessively neurotic today
I drove my tractor through your haystack last night… Ooh Arr Ooh Arr.
“There’s been a terrible accident, your son has been injured… in fact he’s dead…” - ‘The Monkey’s Paw’ as told very badly by our friend Adrian
The kids were so tired Boo, and upset coz their mum was in hospital so they were cranky and upset but hyper all at once and really needed to go to bed. They made me more exhausted than my entire week at work!
Did you manage to get them into bed?
We had Caleb in bed by the time I left (he’s just turned 1), but Chiara (3) and Darcie (5, and belonging to my older sister) were happily playing Go Fish with my mum.
Well, as long as they’re not hysterical…
What time is it for you?
Only just before 9 so it’s not too bad considering the hectic day they’ve had. At least they’ll sleep well tonight!
FOLLANSBEE, WV; Having been alerted to the coming apocalypse at a recent church service, 6-year-old Julie Strand decided she needed to live for today and immediately stuck a peanut M & M up her left nostril.
That’s not too bad then. Hopefully the tiredness will take over soon, and they’ll agree to go to bed.