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Posted: 20 December 2009 04:34 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 45 ]
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Apparently the various retailers around here have all been foaming at the mouth, cursing the weather deities.  Oh well, any shoppers who would have been doing some last-minute buying this weekend are still going to be doing it, it will just be ever laster-minute and on a weekday.

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Posted: 20 December 2009 08:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 46 ]
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Well so far I’ve managed to work my way thru 4 rice crispies squares, 2 nanaimo bars, 3 chocolate chip cookies, a rather large handful of almonds and pistachios and 2 very delicious chocolate marshmallow squares.  If people keep dropping in with goodies I’m going to gain about 50 lbs before I break for the holidays.

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Posted: 20 December 2009 09:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 47 ]
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gray - 20 December 2009 03:13 PM
Smerk - 20 December 2009 06:45 AM

I think you’re going to have to drag him kicking and screaming away from his job, first…

I can arrange that.  When you want to take delivery?  cheese

I’m free for the next two weeks if you send him to my home address…

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Posted: 20 December 2009 09:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 48 ]
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Chloroform will solve anything nowadays!
Be sure to bypass the philippine islands in delivery (as delivery ships and planes normally do nowadays). Customs here let ANYTHING pass through the country for a few dollars. I don’t know any country other than this that let’s human traffiking go relatively unpunished.

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Posted: 20 December 2009 11:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 49 ]
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Goodness, MM. I’m glad everything is okay and that the collarbone break was found.

And, Gray… Yeah. You just keep telling yourself that. The stores won’t be at all busy the days leading up to Christmas. Uh huh.

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Posted: 21 December 2009 01:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 50 ]
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You know, if people have a problem with someone why can’t they tell them instead of telling everyone else?

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Posted: 21 December 2009 01:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 51 ]
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N E O - 21 December 2009 06:04 PM

You know, if people have a problem with someone why can’t they tell them instead of telling everyone else?

Because they’re asshats?

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Posted: 21 December 2009 01:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 52 ]
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I know NEO’s not talking about me. I always tell him about the problems I have with him. (Though, to be fair, I tell everyone else, too. And those are usually exaggerated - just a little bit - for the fun of it.)

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Posted: 21 December 2009 01:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 53 ]
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I’m guessing someone pissed him off at work.  Feel free to strangle the offender.  We’ll all provide testimony as character witnesses.  smile

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Posted: 21 December 2009 01:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 54 ]
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gray - 21 December 2009 06:31 PM

We’ll all provide testimony as character witnesses.  smile

On behalf of the prosecution?

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Posted: 21 December 2009 01:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 55 ]
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Yeah no, not at work.  Would you believe it is family?  I am starting to think we are just a social pariah, we should be removed from society, because family problems see to follow us around.
Really I am just sick of it, I don’t know what else to do or say.  I am sorry my kid is hard to take, but he/they are mine, and therefore related to you.  My kids are happy to sit around all day and have 4 square feet in their home where they are allowed to play.  They are going to get into stuff, and you can’t always be right there on top of them to stop their behavior.  A one year old gets into things, if yours didn’t, congratulations you have created a boring child.  to think we could have a relationship with you as family was too much, because as you say you will always choose your friends over us.  Anyway…

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