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A Blonde take on Football
Posted: 06 December 2009 02:18 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Joined  2008-02-21

Football finally makes sense. A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin. One team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, Hello-o-o? It’s only 25 cents!”



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Posted: 22 December 2009 03:55 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Ummm and? What’s the joke?

Isn’t that American Grid iron?

or maybe I’m just blonde?

Going forward ..going back..going forward..going back ...no no hang on they got a bit more forward…ahh no back a bit ..nope looks like they may make it forward all the way ...oh now they are back in the middle…..geesh !!! Make up your minds already!!!


Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can,  and the Wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I may have to kill because they P*** me off

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