I don’t care. Seriously, I got some Cadbury’s Cinder Toffee Cake Bars this year and oh my goodness, they’re better than any other cake I’ve ever bought (but still not as good as home-made.)
She can pry them out of my cold, dead, cursed hands.
i had this wonderful mental image of members of The Witches Union standing around in black robes holding clipboards, and watching as each load of candy leaves the factory….
Witch 1 “Has that batched gotten the Basic curse, or the ‘Disobey your parents and Authority’ curse?”
Witch 2 “Oh no. That batch has the ‘Watch bad cartoons and Play the drums too loudly curse’.”
Witch 1 “WHAT! That curse was only supposed to be used in Region 3, remember?!!! “
Witch 2 “Then what curse was this batch supposed to have gotten?”
Witch 1 “The ‘run around screaming like a banshee’ curse’.”
Witch 2 “Talk to Mabel. She set the production for the day.”
Witch 1 *sigh* “Being a witch hasn’t been any fun since we went union…..”