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Oh good grief.  Another terrorist email joke
Posted: 29 September 2009 07:08 PM   [ Ignore ]
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WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don’t forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

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Posted: 29 September 2009 10:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Good GOD that is stupid.

Bad taste, bad bad bad!

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Posted: 30 September 2009 04:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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But you know some idiot somewhere is going to convince his inbred girlfriend to do this.

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Posted: 30 September 2009 05:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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ZeldaQueen - 30 September 2009 02:18 AM

Bad taste, bad bad bad!

That’s probably the idea, I expect.

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Posted: 30 September 2009 09:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Accipiter - 30 September 2009 09:28 PM
ZeldaQueen - 30 September 2009 02:18 AM

Bad taste, bad bad bad!

That’s probably the idea, I expect.

I know, it’s just…gah.

It somehow manages to both make jabs at Islam and be misogynistic.

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“It’s not that I don’t think that the government would try to hide dead aliens; it’s that I don’t think the government would succeed, since every time the government tries to do something secretly, as in the Iran-contra arms deal, it winds up displaying all the finesse and stealth of an exploding cigar at a state funeral.”

~Dave Barry

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