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A twelve year old boy…
Posted: 23 September 2009 11:23 AM   [ Ignore ]
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... gets hit by a car at a busy intersection.
A woman witnesses the entire event and runs over to the little boy, who’s lying on the ground in a pool of blood.
She gently cradles the boy’s head in her arms and whispers, “Do you need a priest?”
The boy moans, “How you can think of sex at a time like this?”

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Posted: 23 September 2009 02:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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made me lol

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